Damn Diet Gremlins

So, I'm sitting here
in my hotel
in the ATL
having finished my grilled
chicken breast
and salad
and vegetable dinner...

...and I get this
craving
for chocolate,
sugar,
candy,
Ice Cream

I walk down the hall, a vending machine

ooooooooh
M&Ms
York Peppermint Patties
Snickers
decisions, decisions

M&Ms it is!

Take my dollar, no
Take my dollar, no
Take my dollar, no
Take my dollar, no
Take my dollar, OK

Give me M&Ms, no
Give me M&Ms, no
Give me York, no
Give me Snickers, no
Give me M&Ms, no

Damn it!

Maybe I have something sweet out in my car?
Maybe even just a PowerBar
Vanilla Crisp
Chocolate
Cookies and Cream
Anything (yeah lame, I know)

I stop by the front desk,
"you should have someone
look at that machine,
it ate my dollar"

And there they sit...a basket of apples.

OK, I got it, an apple it is....Damn it, I still want chocolate!